Reality Distortion Field T‑Shirt — Retro Gradient Tech Humor V‑Neck Tee

Lightweight and clean-cut, this V-neck tee carries a playful, slightly subversive statement: “Reality Distortion Field.” The square, high-contrast print uses warm gradient lettering against a black block, so the phrase reads bold and cheeky without shouting. Wear it when you want a simple silhouette that still sparks conversation — it layers easily under a jacket, tucks into high-waist jeans, or stands on its own with a relaxed confidence. The soft, breathable fabric and retail V-neck give a modern, lived-in look that suits creative types who like to bend perspectives and stir curiosity. Machine-friendly care and a tear-away label keep the experience unobtrusive and comfortable.

Product features
- Lightweight 100% cotton jersey (heather blends per color) for breathable all-season wear
- Retail V-neck and side seams for a modern, structured silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and reduce stretching
- Tear-away label and compliance-certified manufacturing (Fair Labor Association / WRAP standards)
- Made in Nicaragua; meets flammability requirements; available in heather blends for varied textures

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat